I love Planetary, but this is still funny.

Found on Sore Eyes:

http://www.capvsbats.com/Parodies/planetary22.htm

I've commented before that there is a limit to how much and how many mysteries can be stretched out over the course of a story before the readers get restless and frustrated.. But I happen to like all of the Planetary character tributes, they're usually inventive and interesting and give a sense of how our pop mythologies fit together in our cultural headspace.

And the issue parodied here (#22) left out the best part, which was the increasing creepiness of Elijah Snow, and the eyes. Ow. Owowowowow.